Horns, Euphonia, Baritones, Trombones, and Threeba
Q. Why is the French horn a divine instrument?
A. Because man puts forth breath ... but only God knows what will come out.
Q. How many euphonium players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. What the heck is a euphonium???
Q: What's the definition of a gentleman?
A: Someone who knows how to play the trombone -- but doesn't.
Q: How many tuba players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five -- one to screw it in, and the other four to complain how high it is.
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