Zachary Sifuentes

What you've heard is true: as an undergrad, I didn't quite identify with my house, so I'm making up lost time as a tutor in Adams. My project this past summer was working on speed-of-light shoes, with the hope of being everywhere all the time to everyone, though I'm pretty sure this will translate into working the Bow & Arrow Press; brewing a revolution for Carpe Noctem; installing a show for Art Space; making noise in the wood shop below Apthorp (here's waking up you, Sean Palfrey!); working with you on your personal statements, poetic ramblings and papers; and trying to come up with study breaks for A entryway that will hit the 50% threshold established by Otto. Our dog Whiskey studied this past summer with the Jugtown Pirates to improve his rendition of Happy Birthday (it's howling good--literally), and our cat Patches just made black belt at the International Ninja School of Invisibility. If you miss your furry loved ones back home, we can loan ours out on reasonable, government-reformed terms. FYI: "A" is for Adams. Pre-Career Advising: having fun in your life, which also includes teaching, writing, fundraising, and raising a dog.