"What's truer than true? The story." - Isabel Allende

"Math is the logic of certainty; statistics is the logic of uncertainty." - Joe Blitzstein

"Conditioning is the soul of statistics." - Joe Blitzstein

"The nice thing about statistics is that the nouns may change but the verbs stay the same." - Carl Marshall

"Random variables are the bread and butter of statistics." - Joe Blitzstein

"All models are wrong but some are useful." - George Box

"Statisticians do not wait for the moment, they generate them." - Dave's mug