"What's truer than true? The story." - Isabel Allende
"Math is the logic of certainty; statistics is the logic of uncertainty." - Joe Blitzstein
"Conditioning is the soul of statistics." - Joe Blitzstein
"The nice thing about statistics is that the nouns may change but the verbs stay the same." - Carl Marshall
"Random variables are the bread and butter of statistics." - Joe Blitzstein
"All models are wrong but some are useful." - George Box
"Statisticians do not wait for the moment, they generate them." - Dave's mug