The hack night show, is not like other nights
On stage we go, in boxers and our tights
No pants at all! We dance without a care
In brightly colored pirate underwear

[Taran-tara, taran-tara]

So scantily, the pirate's clad
and you, the audience, are glad

Come friends... (As normal 2x)

Here's your hot pants (arrr the hot pants)
And your centrebit
Your life preserver
You may want to hit,
Your silent matches
Your dark lantern seize
take your file,
and a box of frozen peas

taran tara The hack night show
taran tara On stage we go

(Repeat 1st verse)

Hail! Hail! The gang's all here,
What the hell do we care? What the hell do we care?
Hail! Hail! The gang's all here,
We're pirates and we don't wear pants!

The hack night show...is not like other nights
On stage we go...in boxers and...our...tights.

- by Andrew Obus '03 (Pirate chorus, Pirates '00)
- sung on hack night, 12/8/00

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