Divination

Final exam 2004

Professor Trelawney

Friday 9:00

The students had gathered in Trelawney's tower
To take their exams at fifteen past the hour
When up from above came a cry of resolve:
"I will not test
any till all this is solved!"
And so the young wizardlings climbed up the ladder
To ask dear old Sybil just what was the matter.

Solution


I
Sybil Trelawney:
"My lucky Hawaiian guitar has been nabbed!
Until it's recovered, I shall be quite sad.

II
"What I need is a knight, a champion of creed,
Who'll come here and fight for his god (and for me).

III
"It was played for me once by my dear father Paul,
As I danced in three-quarter time in the great hall.

IV
I'd gladly give half of the sacs in my lungs
To get the thing back, or at least make me numb."

V
Parvati Patil:
"We did see an animal leaving the room,
With rings round its eyes and an aura of gloom!"

VI
Lavender Brown:
"Why, the treacherous scamp! I'll show it who's who!
I'd take twenty paces with the rascal, for you!"

VII
Ron Weasley (muttered):
"Though Shakespeare himself would write poems of that clash,
I think she'd have better luck searching the trash!"


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