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Mac Soto '07
Hometown: Miami, FL Voice Part: Tenor. Strictly tenor. He is not flexible on that Concentration: Government Favorite Song: "Mr. Telephone Man"- New Edition Favorite Film: Kung Pow: Enter the Fist Favorite Quote: "A Queen's a Queen, and a Stunt is a Stunt. You can tell who's who by the things they want." -Jeru the Damaja
If He Could Make a Movie:
He's about to make out with the hot chick, who is alternately played by both Halle Berry and Salma Hayek, when Vin Diesel busts through the door with his kung-fu robot suit made of bulletproof acid and tells Mac the chick is a robot bomb programmed to destroy the earth. He gives him an incredulous laugh so emasculating that Vin dies on the spot, then he turns and makes out with Halle/Salma until the bomb is defused by the power of his sex appeal. The reformed robot-chick-bomb sighs and says, "Mac...you're too suave for any girl to resist," to which he replies (to the screen), "They tells me I shouldn't, but I likes it anyway!" Thumbs up, freeze, roll credits.
Mac has been known to rain down on mofos occasionally.
