Definitions o A "Celt" is music-loving life-form widely dispersed throughout the universe. Being Celtic is not a matter of ancestry, national origin, or language, but rather a sincerely held state of mind binding Celts in all worlds in a fraternity of peace, song, and Guinness. If you try to tell anyone he cannot be a Celt, you are a Saxon bastard. o "Celticity" is the noun-form of "Celtic". If you say "Celticness", you are a Saxon bastard. o "Cèilidh" is the Scottish Gaelic word for a musical gathering. (The Irish word is "Céilí".) It's pronounced "KAY-lee". If you spell it or pronounce it wrong, you are a Saxon bastard. o The "Wheel of Celticity" sweeps inexorably through the cosmos wherever Celts are gathered. It radiates outward from the Celtic nexus and defines the Celt-space, rotating eternally in a clockwise direction. If you rotate the wheel counterclockwise, you are a Saxon bastard. o The "Celtic Nexus" is the center of the Celtic universe. Due to multi-dimensional folding, it may appear in many places at once, but always manifests itself at the center of a gathering of Celts. o The "Celt-space" is an arc of highly concentrated Celticity radiating out from the Celtic Nexus and eternally rotating with the Wheel of Celticity. Anyone in the Celt-space is forever transformed into a Celt. The Celt closest to the nexus picks the next song. If you pass, you are a Saxon bastard.