Definitions

o	A "Celt" is music-loving life-form widely dispersed throughout the universe.
Being Celtic is not a matter of ancestry, national origin, or language, but rather
a sincerely held state of mind binding Celts in all worlds in a fraternity of peace,
song, and Guinness.  If you try to tell anyone he cannot be a Celt, you are a
Saxon bastard.

o	"Celticity" is the noun-form of "Celtic".  If you say "Celticness", you are a
Saxon bastard.

o	"Cèilidh" is the Scottish Gaelic word for a musical gathering.  (The Irish word
is "Céilí".)  It's pronounced "KAY-lee".  If you spell it or pronounce it wrong,
you are a Saxon bastard.

o	The "Wheel of Celticity" sweeps inexorably through the cosmos wherever Celts
are gathered.  It radiates outward from the Celtic nexus and defines the Celt-space,
rotating eternally in a clockwise direction.  If you rotate the wheel counterclockwise,
you are a Saxon bastard.

o	The "Celtic Nexus" is the center of the Celtic universe.  Due to multi-dimensional
folding, it may appear in many places at once, but always manifests itself at the
center of a gathering of Celts.

o	The "Celt-space" is an arc of highly concentrated Celticity radiating out from the
Celtic Nexus and eternally rotating with the Wheel of Celticity.  Anyone in the
Celt-space is forever transformed into a Celt.  The Celt closest to the nexus picks the
next song.  If you pass, you are a Saxon bastard.