|Spring 2002 was a semester of self discovery for the Demon staff. Over the past months, we have learned deep and fundamental truths about ourselves and each other. But were these truths worth $18,000 of first semester tuition? Sotheby’s appraised them at $24.39 We whacked Sotheby’s in the nuts with a field hockey stick and they uped the offer to $25 even, and threw in seven Marilyn Monroe pre-DiMaggio toenail clippings. Huzzah!|
Last semester? Um, probably not too much, I have a short attentio
Ku Klux Klan members usually don’t have special interest meetings for homosexuals -
and yes, it does hurt to ask.
Larry Summers - he’s my daddy.
My expos preceptor is cocktacular.
“Cocktacular” is not a valid adjective, according to my expos TF.
Iowa is the state, Aiwa makes the stereos I like.
Inherited genetic diseases are funnier to people who don’t have them.
Bulimics, as fun loving as they might initially seem, do not appreciate being called “fatty fatty bo batty.” And yes, it does hurt to ask.
Cinnamon is the perfect spice for dog meat.
Also, the perfect spice for amore.
Calling Shakespeare a “sleazy, skank-ass bitch” in section is unlikely to improve your grade.
Don’t pick at it.
People generally don’t like it when I eat their pets.
Really, DON’T pick at