Method | Instructions | Advantages | Disadvantages |
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Direct | Just kick some ass, man! | Easy to remember. | Easy to get your ass kicked. |
Bat | Go get a bat and use it to kick some ass! | Cool! A bat! | Costly unless you already own a bat. |
Sleeping | Wait until everyone is asleep and then kick ass! | No witnesses. | There is never a point at which every one is asleep. |
Nuclear arsenal | Hijack a nuclear arsenal and fly it on a suicide mission to the earth's center. | Can kick a lot of asses at once. | Instant death. |
Big brother | Go get your big brother and have him kick some ass! | Bonding experience. | Last resort of puny wimps and total pansies. |
Fists of fury | Unleash "fists of fury" to kick major ass! | Invulnerable. | Unreliable. |
Pact with devil | Make pact with devil to exchange your immortal soul for ability to kick ass! | Cool! A bat! Wait, no. | Immoral. |