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Smith Blarney Guy
Dear Smith Blarney Dude:
I am writing to inquire about employment opportunities with Smith Blarney Associates (Harvard University's Guide to Writing Great Cover Letters, 19). I am an undergraduate at Harvard University who hopes to graduate in the spring (The Princeton Review's Guide to Getting a Job, 23).
I feel my services could be utilized greatly by your staff if you hire me. You know? I'm like one of the most popular dudes on the lacrosse team at Harvard and I get chicks, like, all the time. There was this one time where my friends and I were talking about where we wanted to work and Brownie asked me if I planned to work at Fidelity after I graduate because I have had an internship there for the last two summers and shit, I said "No way dude, I want to work at Smith Blarney, that is a sweet ass firm." As you probably know.
Do you guys have some sort of drug policy over there? You guys don't check for weed or nothing, do you?
So like I mentioned earlier, I'd be really psyched to join your firm. The classes I actually attended at Harvard will probably help me be successful there. I am real good with numbers: I wear number eighteen, I had 13 goals and 16 assists last year, and a 5 is real easy to draw because it looks like a 2 only upside down and Eckert used to wear 2. I'll be waiting for your call and shit. My number is on my resume but don't call before noon cause I sleep in a lot. Also, I'm real tough to get late at night because I'm usually hanging out with the guys from the team and none of us likes to be interrupted. Thanks for your time and I hope to hear from you soon (Harvard University Guide to Writing Great Cover Letters, 1).
Very Truly Yours,
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