DEMON presents...
Florida State University |
Princeton University |
Massachusetts Institute of Technology | |
| Trashed | Hungover | Left out for the help to remove | Erased from the hard drive |
| Buzzed | Drunk | Paged or called | Contacted by the mothership |
| Randy | Horny | The gay butler | Having a 56K modem |
| Gettin' Some | Having sex | Parents wire the account | See above + vaseline |
| Party | Drunken orgy | Catered affair to see who's worth more | Quake II over a LAN |
| Dating | See above | Competition to see who's worth more | Stalking Natalie Portman |
| Extracurriculars | See above | See above | See above |
| Studying | Football | Watching stock options | See "Party" |
| Roommate | He who makes the bong | Other people exist besides me? | The artificial intelligence on the computer |
| Sex Drive | Desire to have sex | Drive to the country estate to have sex | Similar to the A:\ drive, but messier |
| Safe Sex | Getting her name | Paying with cash | Plastic keyboard and mouse |
