GLAMOUR ASKS...
REAL MEN ANSWER
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Five men were asked to tell about the worst fight they ever had with their significant other. The following are the responses:
Ellen and I had been dating for 3 months when she invited me to her cousin's wedding. It was there where I asked her non-pregnant but exteremly portly sister when the baby was due. That night we had our worst disagreement ever.
After 8 months of dating, Pamela was spending the evening at my apartment for the very first time. I wanted everything to be absolutely perfect. While we were getting ready for bed, I noticed that she accidentally knocked my toothbrush on the floor. I shot her in the foot. That was the worst disagreement we ever had.
Mary and I had been dating for about a month and a half. She was the woman of my dreams. We seemed to share everything in common but religious beliefs. Mary was a very religious person and came from a family of devout Catholics. Although reluctant at first, I eventually accepted her family's invitation to spend Midnight Mass with them at their local parish at Christmas time. While the evening started out slowly, I eventually warmed up to both the service and her family. Everything was going very well. Then I urinated in the collection plate. That spawned the worst disagreement ever.
Corinne once walked in on me fucking her 89 year old grandmother in the ass. She was somewhat bothered.
We were at Claire's family home for Thanksgiving dinner after about five and a half months of dating. For some unexplainable reason I, someone who is usually very mild-mannered, reserved, and courteous, found myself in an uncharacteristically abrasive mood. When Mrs. Bernstein (Claire's loving mother) asked me if I would be so kind as to pass her the piping hot plate of mashed potatoes, I answered her with "why don't you get your big, fat, lazy, potato eating ass out of that chair and get them yourself." Then I kicked her in the twat. Later that evening Claire and I had our worst disagreement ever.
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