Your opponent will be drawn in in by the standard playing card back...

but just watch his face when you trump his ace...

...or slip him the old negative!

Play at a leisurely pace...

while your opponent picks up the entire deck!

Called "UNO," did he? Don't worry: he won't get rid of this one anytime soon!

Why leave up to Chance?

When you can live in high style...

...and drive everyone else to a pauper's grave!

Don't you wish were...

more trivial for you...

...and much more of a pursuit for him!

doesn't have to be up to the luck of the draw...

Looks up to snuff, doesn't it? This one should give you a bit less trouble than the standard fare...

...while your foe hits wall after hilarious wall!