Hey there, college student! Glad to be back in school? Ready to enjoy all the hassle that comes with moving in to your new room? Eagar to wait two weeks before your computer has e-mail? That's good to know. But with all the confusion of getting IN to school, have you ever tought about how your going to be paying those big bills when you get OUT of school? The Harvard School of Pimping has the answer. An 18 month bachelor's program offers an intense study of all aspects of pimping.

From fashion musts to cursing lessons, Haravard School of Pimping provides its students with the utmost preparation for every situation. Graduates regularly go on to the top pimping areas in the nation. So give us a call, wait for the beep the beep, then dial your numberin. We'll get back to you as soon as we can strut to the nearest pay phone and call you collect. Accept the charges: you won't regret it.

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