This is what students of the Harvard School of Pimping have to say.

"The Harvard name may mean a lot in the boardrooms of corporate America, but on the street it means so much more. When you deal with Harvard you're dealing with quality pimps no question about it. And the size of Harvard's endowment is an assurance that you're not dealing with some pimp from the gutter of the Ivy Legue. Tradition, excellence, pimping: that's the Harvard way." --Darius Wolski '99

"I took my grant money and bought myself a nice purple suit and a cane. Then I went shopping for jewelry and bought gold necklaces and pinky rings. By the time I was done, I looked like a full fledged pimp. Cops were actually coming up to me and asking for bribes! I saw a girl on the street and kicked her in the ass just for fun. She spun around like she took offense, but when she saw who she was dealing with, she backed off. I spent the summer giving bribes and kicking asses. It was amazing!" --Joseph D. Ottoviano '98