Adam "Skippy" Ross's patented outside-in forehand break confuses and frustrates every mark, and always gets the disc to the man. And in zone offense, he loves to showcase his nonchalant ignore-the-dump-handler loopy flick.

As captain, he impresses us with experienced handling skills, while sporting the look of a forty-year-old beer-bellied off-seasoned club player. Skippy was crowned the sole king of Waffle House and stocks his harem with asian high school chicks.