No matter where he is in the U.S., Andrew "La Playa" Fleming has a woman to contact within a five-mile radius. Like McDonald's . . . except his women provide better service and only grade-A fish.

Fleming has sticky fingers (stop thinking that way, you dirty bastard)—it's just that he catches everything. Why make a spectacular layout grab, when you can make a fucking-out-of-this-world jump over the disc and snag it on the tumble down. Or why make a casual grab, when you can go up with two hands and a giddy smile and claw it down—that's Fleming for you.

To get in touch with the USCD women's team, e-mail fleming@fas.harvard.edu