Kendrick on a regular day on the Ultimate field:
- Kendrick has the disc. Our opponents are forcing forehand. What to do? GO DEEP! Wind matters not.
- Kendrick has the disc. Our opponents are forcing backhand. What to do? GIVE HIM A DUMP!
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After the break up of Soundgarden, Kendrick Kay was distraught, crying
profusely and hacking irrationally into random people's computers—his
purpose in life gone. He chose to throw away the shackles of society and
turn to the life of a renunciant: he has turned to a life of philosophy.
But we all know why. So that many years from now, when he is a professor,
he can pick up hot college chicks at U of Wisconsin with lines like, "epistemological
existentialism is so erotic" and "Come, let me take you on a metaphysical
journey". If that doesn't work out, he'll just make mad loot with graphic
design and resign with a trophy wife—aww yeah.
Kendrick on a regular day on the Ultimate field:
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