After an lame, unforgiveable absence of a year (yeah, sure you had pneumonia), Shankar "Shunk Diesel" Desai returns to Harvard Ultimate with energy and his distinctive fly-in-the-air-before-the-other-guy-even-jumps skill. Always the motivational one, Shankar spends several hours a day wracking his mind for humorous prose in order to get someone to throw with him—as well as in order to garner some respect (I think he failed miserably, but we all love Shankar, do we not). A sample of Shankar's masterwork:

"No, I'm not referring to skippy on his primal scream stroll - but skippy, you really did let your dogs, damn!" — Shankar