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  Noah plans on becoming a professor . . . so that he can school your ass! Damn. Noah "Ewok" Snyder's math skills are so above us that trying to make a sophisticated joke about math would just make me look stupid.

That being said, when Noah is on the field, he'll run right pass you, get the disc and then throw a behind-the-back flick to the break side, while you stand there scratching your head wondering what just happened—was it a bird? a plane? an extraterrestrial? No. It was Noah.