Tom brings the full package to the field—he's that big guy you see handling with a pretty forehand huck. And those floaty discs that other teams call "50-50 chance discs" . . .when Tom's playing, it's more like "0 chance discs".

Tom also sometimes suffers from bouts of Tourette's syndrome. You'll just have to bear with him.

and a self-proclaimed bio:

The senior statesman of Harvard Ultimate is a throwback to a time when the tournament and the party were not separate events. The younger generation is awed by his total lack of decency and self-restraint, but deep down he knows that they are jealous. Having sold his own soul many years ago, he is constantly hungry for new souls to eat. He may have lost a step in his old age, but he is crafty, and if you're not careful he will eat your soul with his pitchfork.