"Woaahh!"

  While maintaining a frat boy spirit, Will "WO'h" O'Brien, also moonlights as the ultimate team's legal representative (whenever not stumbling about locked outside his own room). You can usually catch him on his cell phone while drinking a Foster's and doing some computer programming—if not there, check the mud wrestling pit. Oh, and if you can't find him there, check Princeton (more specifically, wherever his fan club has their meetings)

His head fakes throw off every defender, and his backhand is HUGE. His stellar D is known throughout the land; as middle-middle he eats handlers for a midday snacks.