These sound too weird. Are you sure you got the letters right?
I don't know... Where do they come up with these names anyway?
You can find anything on the Internet...

Dave's Hitting-Pigs-With-Sticks Service
1-800-BONK-HOG

Democrats Against Coulter
1-800-ANN-LIES

Tarzan Greeting Cards
1-800-GRUNT-HI

Anatomically Challenged Assassin Helpline
1-800-CUT-FOOT

Prince Edward's Fine Apparel
1-800-EDS-RAGS

The 440 Hz Society
1-800-A-MOVES-U

Eat a la Carte!
1-800-YES-MENU

The Midget Appreciation Foundation
1-800-MINI-MEN

MADD: Meteorologists Against Daylight Driving
1-800-GO-IN-FOG

Students Against the Subtitling of Harvard Model United Nations
1-800-DUB-HMUN

Snakes on a Middle Eastern Plane
1-800-BOA-IRAN

James Bond Followers Association
1-800-ME-008-ID

Internet Ninja Y2K Assistance Hotline
1-800-E-JUDO-00

BONKHOG ANNLIES GRUNTHI,
CUTFOOT EDSRAGS!
AMOVESU YESMENU MINIMEN GOINFOG DUBHMUN BOAIRAN ME008ID EJUDO-00.