Amanda Shapiro '08, President

Sociology Concentrator in Lowell, who really wishes this section contained some more interesting information about her.

Alex Harris '08, Senior Executive Vice President

Social Studies Concentrator in Winthrop

Another damned Jewish atheist, Alex is also the crazy, crazy libertarian of the group. As the President of Vice, he has taken over Jason Lurie's former job of viciously mocking religious people. He once went to debate camp at Liberty University (the one founded by Jerry Falwell) and was told by approximately 147 different people that:

a. He was going to Hell with all the other horrible sinners and baby eaters; and

b. Jesus loves him, possibly in a sexual way.

Anna Reinert '08, Maintainer of the War Chest

Biology Concentrator in Lowell

Matt Valente '08, Minister of Truth

Engineering Sciences Concentrator in Currier

Matt George '07, Former President

Physics and Astronomy & Astrophysics Concentrator in Quincy

Kerry is an ex-Catholic who once played the role of the Virgin Mary in the church Christmas pageant. She credits her recovery to a strict regimen of drugs, porn, and the Harvard Secular Society. Her greatest goal in life is to have Richard Dawkins' baby.

Jason Lurie '05, Former Vice-President of Communications
Chemistry Concentrator in Cabot House and big wig on the UC and Crimson. But he was cool anyway.

Jason graduated from UC Berkeley in May 2000 with a degree in philosophy and is living proof that HLS admissions officers sometimes fail to identify and reject weird, psychologically maladjusted applicants.

Though often mistaken for a male sheep and/or an incarnation of the Hindu deity Vishnu, Ram is actually an Indian guy who inexplicably concentrated in Government despite his desire to someday become a physician. He is currently working as a researcher at Harvard Medical School.

On last report, Jesse was a senior Biochemistry concentrator in Quincy House.

Jeremy is a major kicker of ass who was so busy kicking ass that he didn't get around to writing a description of himself yet.

Derek Araujo (physics concentrator, Winthrop '99) was the HSS Student Coordinator. Derek is the founder and former president of HSS. He graduated Harvard Law School this spring. Derek's life-long ambition is
to fund an early retirement by suing God on a claim of negligent design. His case remains at a standstill due to unsuccessful attempts to locate the deity for service of process.