Amish Ghost Stories

Every culture has its own ghost stories, even those wacky Amish! Gather round the campfire, kids, and take a listen to these SCARY tales of archaic religious malfeasance:

It was a dark and stormy night. Little Sarah and Caleb sat stranded in the haunted castle, alone and afraid. The floor creaked and Caleb leapt up to find out where the noise was coming from. He turned on the lights and FELL DOWN DEAD. ALL HEAVEN REJOICED IN THE ETERNAL DAMNATION OF A SINNER.

The end.

 

It was Friday, the end of the school week. All the children should have been happy, but this wasn't an ordinary Friday. Today was Friday the Thirteenth. Johannes got on the MECHANICALLY POWERED school bus AND HIS HEAD EXPLODED FROM THE SIN OF TRANSGRESSING GOD'S SACRED LAW.

The end.

 

Rachel and Benuel were having a great time at the carnival. After walking there in handmade wool clothing, guided only by natural sunlight, they sat down for a gender-divided meal of good old fashioned home cooking. Then it was on to the petting zoo. To forever remember a great day of God and fun, the kids TOOK A QUICK PICTURE AND FOREVER LOST THEIR SOULS.

The end.



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